blosta 

Something or somebody really bad at the things they're supposed to do
Something very messed up and bad

Quelle casse dei cinesi sono una blosta
Ecco Daniel, che blosta

blosta by i< May 31, 2017

Orange Blastaphon

Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.

Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.

Orange Blastaphon by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

Brostalgia by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

boostafazoo 

Giving physical punishment or comeuppance to a person, typically meaning kicking someone's butt.

Originally coined by the Simpson, this word has gained popularity with the Internet community and is seen on websites and uttered in online games.

This phrase can be found spelled a few ways, including:

Boosta Fazoo
Boost-A-Fazoo

Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?

Guy: Let's gang up on this guy and give him a boost-a-fazoo!

boostafazoo by Kilokahn January 17, 2011

boosta 

cash gift at an italian wedding

"yo zio where should i drop this envelope?"
"the boosta box is at the end of the reception line"

boosta by markieviola June 1, 2015

Blostod 

The act of being beyond incredibly high due to the ingestion of large quantities of marijuana or other related substances.

Jack: Dude I am so blostod right now

Jimmy: Well of course we are the blostodos

Blostod by Thicc Mandingo April 18, 2019

blastastic 

fantastic + blast = blastastic

"did you have fun"
"yea, i had a blastastic time"

blastastic by mikez December 6, 2006