Bloop Job
Bloop Job by Da Big Kahuna April 7, 2008
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bloop job
derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.
My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up
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Blood Job
a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.
"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."
Blood Job by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009
Blop Job
A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.
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