a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.
"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."
A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.
Winston: Bro, so I heard things got a little sticky last night with Brenda?
Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone'swords of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"