blood shat 

I blood shat myself

I blood shat myself

blood shat by Red Shat May 14, 2018

Bloodshot 

Veins being visible in the eyes. It's a common side affect of marijuana use.

"Dude, your eyes are super-bloodshot. You had any weed recently?"

Bloodshot by Synthme May 9, 2010

Bloodshot eyes 

When you cry so much because things get too heavy

I’m sorry I can’t stop crying I have those bloodshot eyes. It’s all my fault.

Bloodshot eyes by SheLostTheOne February 25, 2018

third eye bloodshot

Being absolutely stoned, to the point you start talking in new age hippy speak.

"Man, that last bong hit made my third eye bloodshot. Now, how do we start planning for world peace?"

third eye bloodshot by Hippyfox November 22, 2017

Bloodshits 

When you are always sick and sometimes have bloody shits; just like Sarina Bloodgood.

Oh man i was hangin out with Sarina and now i got bloodshits.

Bloodshits by Silverpizza February 27, 2010

cap'n bloodsnatch 

menstruation (a cruder way of saying on the rag or that time of the month)

Betty isn't staying over tonight 'cause ol' Cap'N Bloodsnatch dropped in for a visit.

cap'n bloodsnatch by Joe Gentile August 16, 2007

Bloodshot 

A bloody ejaculation or cumshot, typically caused by trauma to the testicles such as torsion, surgery, or lighting your crotch on fire an then having someone stomp it out.

Dude, I had a vasectomy three days ago and I'm still putting bloodshot on my wife's face. The clots are kinda gross.

Bloodshot by It really happened to me August 3, 2010