blonde

Let's talk about Hillary Duff and Britney Spears.

They are both stupid AND are blondes. 80% of blondes in USA are stupid. They have more fun because they study less, which means more work in the future.
FUCK YOU BLONDES, I DONT CARE IF I'M RACIST SHIT!!!

by realass dude November 3, 2004

blonde

thought to be stupid by society. In reality, the only blondes I know and have met are all very intelligent. My IQ is 149. My best (blonde) friend's is a 135. I can name nine blondes with IQs above 130, disproving the theory that blondes are more dumb. It's a load of bullshit, people.

(real) Blondes don't neccesarily have more fun. We just have beautiful hair.

by anonymous December 23, 2004

blonde

An over-rated hair color or person with such a hair color. Many girls think it makes them hot when in fact it doesn't. It just makes them clones who, in about a month, with have dark greasy roots growing out of their scalps. Gross.

Cara, Sadie, and Maurissa are girls who think they are hot because they bleach their hair blonde.

by erin_mavourneen June 26, 2006

blonde

less a hair color, and more a personality trait, meaning lacking in common sense; misconception that people with blonde's have more fun, when in reality they just think everything is amusing because they're really never quite sure of what's going on

I just had a blonde moment.

by miSs kAtiE June 8, 2005

blonde

someone who is totally like bright and cheery and sunny. and like she is so fun to be around. also someone who is like EXTREMELY proud of their haircolor. blondes are like so much more like happy with their hair. and if their not, there usually a brunette who had like a bad happening with hair dye/bleach. blondes usually are hot. and a true blonde you can tell apart from those nasty wannabee fake ones. thats right.

Blonde: Your face looks terrible!
"Blonde": Oh my gosh! WHY!?
Blonde: because you used to be brunette and dying your hair is so like wannabee and if you arent naturally like blonde then it just DOESNT work. sorry. =)

Elle is a blonde. (me)

by elled November 24, 2005

blonde

Description of a person, usually female, stricken by a particularly severe lack of intelligence. The blonde's brain, whcih is limited in size, is constantly in a daze, making the understanding of very simple ideas, concepts, and jokes impossible for her.

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. How does the blonde confuse you? She comes back and says she did."

by JtothaC March 13, 2005

blonde

we blondes have a lot more fun! brunettes are mostly jealous of us!that is why almost every brunette has BLONDE highlights!!!! we are beautiful,hot,pretty,amazing,ravishing,sexy,have fun,and can be tigers or little devils in bed!!!!

guy 1. last night i went on a date with a brunette it was terrible.
guy 2. i went out with a blonde it was terrific!!
guy 1. she was so boring.
guy 2. my BLONDE was so amazingly fun!!
guy 1. this time i am going with a blonde!!
guy 2. now you make sense!!!!

by tiger 121 June 22, 2009