A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.
Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
by allison April 10, 2004
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a person who is very slow, un smart, or is just plain stupid

a hair color

the biggest prep in your school!
she is such a blonde!
by Erin silva May 12, 2004
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The epitome of the young unintelligent female demographic.Generally considered the All American Girls,although they are stupid and unreal females!
"Super-fun"-Elle Woods
by Nite August 3, 2003
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Did u see that brunette, man was she blonde. She thought 2+2 equaled 22
by Farleyman July 5, 2003
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Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: Haw can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blood.
by Maniac_88 March 19, 2006
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a girl at my school named sam smith. She frequently gets mistaken as sam stevens by teachers, she is the blondest of all blondes. and she cant tell what a hand "g" is. she thouhgt it was p, i, h, j, k, l, but not one time did she guess g. I think she needs medical help.
oh god here comes sam the blonde, aka anna nichole smith
by sarah December 15, 2004
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1. A fair, yellowish hair color.

2. An insult to any color haired people; another word for dumb or stupid.
Blonde1: Oh! My! Gosh! I think my goldfish just drowned!

Blonde2: That's a tragedy! Hey, do you know you what 'tragedy' means?

Blonde1: Beats me!

Brunette: You two are so BLONDE!
by kate blanchlet October 21, 2006
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