bloke smoker

1. The verb: to bloke smoke - to give oral sex to a man
2. A bloke smoker - someone who gives oral sex to a man

"I saw him smoking a bloke last night, fucking bloke smoker"

by Ewan Slater March 23, 2007

smoke bloke

A person of biological sex female successfully passing as male.

Did you see that smoke bloke at McDonalds earlier?
No way she had a... you know... wee wee?
Oh yeah.

by dcll July 18, 2017

smoke-broke

to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.

Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.

Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....

by Jude6666 April 28, 2008

blokesmoker

A Blokesmoker is a derogatory term used to describe a homosexual male or anyone exhibiting the characteristics of a homosexual male such as weakness or bitchyness.
Also known as shirtlifter, turdburgler, ringpirate, pillowbiter, poofter, faggot etc

Shut the fuck up you dirty Blokesmoker!
Yeah ya fuckin Blokesmoker!

by Mad Dod Morgan August 5, 2007

smoke me broke

Smoke all someone's weed

Mandi: hey are you still fucking that dude?
Chelsea: No I had to ditch him - he was trying to smoke me broke

by ilovelamp2 April 24, 2015

Smoke 'n Boke

A term used by someone obviously still under the influence from the night before who wants to smoke immediately after waking up.

Similar to Wake and Bake, only the user is already destroyed from prior engagments.

Expression is almost always yelled.

Dude 1: "Yo! Last night was nuts...*yawn*"
Dude 2: "SMOKE 'N BOKE!!"
{Sound of Lighter Sparking}

by Ev B. April 8, 2008