bloempie

getting your knob polished while you are sitting on the crapper.

my wife was kind enough to give me a bloempie before work. we were pushed for time.

by NaughtyByN8ure September 14, 2009

blompie

a man is taking a shit in the toilet, while a girl is giving him head

So I hear your girlfriend gives unbelieveable blompies!

by CRedsand2 October 21, 2003