Definitions by NaughtyByN8ure

bloempie

getting your knob polished while you are sitting on the crapper.

my wife was kind enough to give me a bloempie before work. we were pushed for time.

bloempie by NaughtyByN8ure September 14, 2009

this is much like a poesklap... just 10decibels louder.

i gave him a piellewapper from hell. it was so loud... my glasses cracked...!