When you eat too much,and you feel way too full and puffy.
The pizookie made me feel bloaty.
by Justin Derenski July 11, 2008
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Unhealthy material usually consisting of high sugar, salt, and/or neuro-stimulatory substances that are indulged by a large proportion of civilization for pleasure or simply out of habit. These products are not restricted to foods, and include mind altering drugs, alcohol, and pornographic materials. Habitual ingestion of these products are associated with an unhealthy lifestyle, loss of personal integrity, and debasement of moral conduct (i.e. vice),
I had my share of bloatiies this morning after eating 4 chocolate eclairs with my grande latte.

Although his mind had been ravaged by the drug, he couldn't resist another toke of the bloaties.

Her love of bloaties was obvious as most were now nested as an additional 50 kgs in her midsection.
by trojanx February 16, 2012
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Abdominal portrusion (bloating) so much that you resemble that of a floating balloon.

Female (general) cause: That 'time of the month'.

Male (general) cause: Too much donuts and beer.
"Stay clear guys..my mom's a 'Bloaty McFloaty' today".

"If I only knew 20 years ago my hubby would go from 'class jock' to 'Bloaty McFloaty'!"

"Whudup Bloaty McFloaty!"

"Bloaty McFloaty is in the house!"
by heartley99 April 30, 2010
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some one who has an extreamly large head for ones body usually belonging to a man who has a normal sized head but a really scrawny body cos dont go 2 the gym.
otherwise known as a ballon head, fat head....ugerley
look over there that person has a bloaty head
by yolande June 24, 2004
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