bloaties 

Unhealthy material usually consisting of high sugar, salt, and/or neuro-stimulatory substances that are indulged by a large proportion of civilization for pleasure or simply out of habit. These products are not restricted to foods, and include mind altering drugs, alcohol, and pornographic materials. Habitual ingestion of these products are associated with an unhealthy lifestyle, loss of personal integrity, and debasement of moral conduct (i.e. vice),

I had my share of bloatiies this morning after eating 4 chocolate eclairs with my grande latte.

Although his mind had been ravaged by the drug, he couldn't resist another toke of the bloaties.

Her love of bloaties was obvious as most were now nested as an additional 50 kgs in her midsection.

bloaties by trojanx April 11, 2012

bloatesque 

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.

I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered

bloatesque by KRM90 January 21, 2011

Blooties

Panty style bloomers.

Jodi updated her underwear to Blooties, hopeful that they will not show through her leggings.

Blooties by Shunt89 September 14, 2021

bloatisinal 

an adjective to describe a fat cunt at your school and is the embodiment of the word “obese fuck” #OBCD

try not to have a heart attack you fatty mc fat fat.

person 1 - ‘omg did you see that faith is looking so bloatisinal today’
person 2 - ‘bloatisinal?’
person 1 - ‘it means she’s so fat i’m surprised she’s no dead from the amount of food she stuffs in her fat mouth. it means she’s so fat i’m surprised the floors not broken yet. it means she’s so fat her rolls have there own heartbeats’
person 2 - ‘yh she’s so bloatisinal and she smells like back earings HAHAHAHAHAHSH’

bloatisinal by munching lunch April 17, 2024