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Homo-blivious
A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.
Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!
Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010
Blivi
A person (usually a girl) who is seemingly unaware that the internet exists and prefers to ask what something means instead of just googling it.
Me: "My mate just told me he tried an alaskan pipeline, what a twat."
Blivi: "What's an alaskan pipeline?:)))))))"
Me: "Have you heard of Google before?"
Blivi: "No, what's a Google?:)))))"
Me: "Stop smiling please and leave."
Blivi: "What's an alaskan pipeline?:)))))))"
Me: "Have you heard of Google before?"
Blivi: "No, what's a Google?:)))))"
Me: "Stop smiling please and leave."
Blivi by Slaying Bantis May 31, 2015
blivid
blivid by antipedantic.com December 1, 2006
shit blivious
shit blivious by dj jake da snake October 30, 2008
e-blivious
Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.
e-blivious by blam-co December 17, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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