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blitching
quit your blitching and blog about something more exciting!
I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.
I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.
blitching by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008
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blitchond • Bitchoid • bitchonary • Bichondria • Bitchendo • bitchmond • bitchoad • bitchona • bitchonka • Bitchpond
Bitchendo
bitchonary
A person who is being sarcastic or angsty while correcting your spelling or grammar. Usually on the internet.
Tom: "Me and Kevin are going to the big game this evening!"
George: "Do you need to go back to fourth grade? It's "Kevin and I", you idiot."
Tom: "No need to be such a bitchonary, George."
George: "Do you need to go back to fourth grade? It's "Kevin and I", you idiot."
Tom: "No need to be such a bitchonary, George."
bitchonary by Sukii January 2, 2009
Bitchoid
Boy #1- Oh your my bitch
Boy #2- No your my bitch
Boy #3- Ok then settle it in a bitchoid paper football game.
Boy 1&2- Alright
Boy #2- No your my bitch
Boy #3- Ok then settle it in a bitchoid paper football game.
Boy 1&2- Alright
Bitchoid by Bitchoyd the i makes a y sound February 5, 2009
blitchin'
Blitchin' is the act of one pretending to be involved in a "blair witch project," defined as a process of imitating the plot or actions taken by the characters in the movie, "The Blair Witch Project." Blitchin' can be performed at any time and at any place, but it is especially appropriate when documented via portable video camcorder with a proper setting of outdoors after sunset. The etymology of the word can be traced back to the year 2003 C.E. in a small town called Osawatomie in the United States of America, where it was developed as an abridged form of the phrase, "blair witch hunting."
blitchin' by Deli Dingo February 4, 2006
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