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1.) nasty diarrhea. like, really really runny, sloppy, coat-the-toilet diarrhea. gross.

2.) a pancake-like food item similar to a crepe, but that includes yeast as a main ingredient.
ooooh man, i totally just blintzed all up in your toilet.

i had such nasty blintz after eating all that KFC last night. ugh...

the dining hall is serving cheese blintzes tomorrow morning with breakfast. yum.
blintz by blintzymcgee March 5, 2009
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Blow Job Blintz 

Kinky sex position wrapping your penis up in a blintz and serving with sugar and syrup for the best blow job of your life.
After Suzie gave my that terrific blow job blintz, we haven't spoken to each other very much
Blow Job Blintz by Faggalicious 2 January 15, 2011

Dutch Blintz 

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead
I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.
Dutch Blintz by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017

begian blintz 

This art was crafted by Rob Zombie. It is when a man shows his supieriority in the bedroom by poking out the eye ball of the less important often disposable ho and then proceeding to urinate and ejaculate inside the skull. This illegal in many countries excluding Mexico, Thailand and of course the place where it was invented, KHAZKISATN
When i got with that ho i begian blintzed her ass.

Caution: this art can lead to exceptional brain damage
begian blintz by thomas smithers September 4, 2008

Belgian Blintz 

Two men are involved. One man excretes a shit log, immediately thereafter the two men ejaculate upon the stool, covering it completely. Then, each begins to consume the steamy stool from either side, chewing until they meet in the middle with a messy kiss.
I blintzed this dude at Scott's appartment the other night, it was totally fucked up.

Blintharking 

Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.
"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."
Blintharking by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.
When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!