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1. A state of being very drunk and/or high. Straight fucked-up.

2. Blind. Unable to see.
It's tuesday night, time to get blinned!

That dude's so blinned he needs a seeing-eye dog....
blinned by bikezombie July 31, 2009

blingeddy wowwow

The absolute coolest. All the kids are saying it. It's totally a thing.
Me: That song is blingeddy wowwow!
Ali: Daddy, that's not a thing.
Me: Blingeddy wowwow is totally a thing. It's international.

bush blinded 

The word to describe a person who has sadly been misled by the lies of George Bush and his "quest for peace".
Tom: "We went to Iraq to save the people from an evil regime where they were constantly in danger"
Me: "You're so bush blinded that you ignore the fact we still have no accurate Iraqi casualty list (which is estimated in the thousands"
Tom: ".......That's what yo momma said about you.."
bush blinded by gri-unit October 1, 2005

nostalgia-blinded 

A person, which does not realize that something is bad because they are nostalgic about it
Person1: I love this movie.
Person2: No, that movie was bad. You are just nostalgia-blinded.
nostalgia-blinded by Thromsty51 January 29, 2020

Titty-blinded 

Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.

Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."

Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"

"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."

"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"

Ass blinded 

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
Ass blinded by Frostbain December 19, 2007
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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