blinked

when you down 4 melatonins and drink a cluster fuck of caffeine so your brain is confused and you become really close to being on drugs. it's fun.

person 1: bro why tf are you tweaking so hard

person 2: shit bro I'm blinked

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm847 June 14, 2024

Wichita

The only cool city in Kansas.

Person 1: Yo I just got back from Kansas
Person 2: Where in Kansas?
Person 1: Topeka
Person 2: Fuck you only Wichita is cool in Kansas.

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm847 May 29, 2023