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The correct definition of the past tense of 'blink' NOT blunk...

Person 1: Dude, I just blunk!
Person 2: No man, you blinked

Blinked by hollee November 27, 2006

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blinked

To be touched by the band blink 182's songs / lyrics.

To be blinked you must have experienced an amazing *coincidence* or event.

Jeeze blinked 182 totaly blinked me yesterday.

Can you believe that nerd just floored that jock thats blinked for sure.

blinked by blinked September 20, 2006

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Blinked

Blinked is a term used when you use a strong magnet in order to instantly lock chromebooks or fry batteries. if you hover a strong magnet over near the lock button on a chromebook there is a high chance that you will instantly lock or in some severe cases, break your chromebook entirely.

Jeff: "Bro did ya hear that Chris blinked Jennah's chromebook!"
Dylan: "Oh yeah!"

Blinked by TdsoMs May 25, 2023

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blinked

when you down 4 melatonins and drink a cluster fuck of caffeine so your brain is confused and you become really close to being on drugs. it's fun.

person 1: bro why tf are you tweaking so hard

person 2: shit bro I'm blinked

blinked by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm847 June 14, 2024

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blinked at

to screw up a job at work

I printed checks on the wrong paper and got blinked at by Marie.

blinked at by LargePete March 28, 2003

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blinked at

To encounter the shock and awe of the evil gatekeeper.

I was quietly walking to the bathroom when all of a sudden I was blinked at and subsequently wet my pants.

blinked at by buh-link'd at March 28, 2003

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Out`~`Blinked

Out`~`Blinked by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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