blargleberry 

blarggleberry is a brand of soda invented in lewisburg by corinne and nathan

man that blargleberry soda is sure good

blargleberry by Nathan Spears June 18, 2008

Blingleberry 

Like the term "dingleberry" which denotes a piece of shit or toilet paper that sticks to your ass hair. A "Blingleberry" is a piece of shit that is always hanging around (or on your ass), but has a great facade. Lots of labels, tech gadgets, great friends (bling) and not much else.

That blingleberry has on $600.00 jeans but stuck me with the check for dinner because he's "broke".

Blingleberry by Gustae October 18, 2008

blurpleberry

a blue purple berry (makes so much sense u know its true)

hey man get ur hands off my blurpleberry

blurpleberry by SilentDesire March 9, 2010

blingleberry 

Someone who holds on to once flashy or technologically advanced long after it has become passe or outmoded.

I can't believe Sharon still wears that Trucker Hat. That's one blingleberry that won't shake loose!

blingleberry by rameses2 August 5, 2008