blind mullet

I was swimming in the ocean when a blind mullet drifted past me.
by Vegas March 22, 2003
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blind mullet

A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.
Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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