blims

A british slang word that means to be shocked, while working at a muffin factory, with old women throwing poop in your face which contain balls.

example 1: Well, blims to meet you.

example 2: Blim around and you might get blimed.

by sohp1ejohns0n January 4, 2012

Blimpsy

1. What you call your grandparents when she's boozy.

Dude you're grandma was so blimpsy last night she could barely walk!

by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015

blimey mate

When the Bri'ish person is sus

Blimey mate, least I don't get shot while doin maffs in skewl. Also, you Americans don't have free elfcare. Quite sad innit?

by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 4, 2021

Blimped

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

by Dino Susan January 1, 2009

blemski and chill

smoking blems (ciggerettes) while watching netflix

link me up and we can blemski and chill

by alfrado smokes blems May 9, 2020

BlimeyCow

BlimeyCow is a comedy Youtube Channel which stars siblings Jordan and Josh Taylor and Josh's wife Kelli Taylor. They are known for being very sarcastic in their videos and having Christian themes. They currently have 2 different weekly shows. Messy Monday's is usually about a trending or controversial topic. Jordan's Messyges are videos where viewers send in their questions and Jordan answers them.

Bryson: "Have you seen that new BlimeyCow episode? It was hilarious!"

Me: "Yeah I did! Jordan is so sarcastic!"

by LoveAddict5 June 21, 2014

Gor blimey

A minced oath: a contraction of the phrase "God Blind Me". An expression of shocked, unhappy surprise. Used mostly in the UK, even though "God Blimey" was used in 1922 book 'Ulysses'.

Gor Blimey! This music sucks arse!

by Pookle Iam November 9, 2013