bleuchebag 

Any person who wears a Blue tooth headset in public whether or not they are using it.

I thought that guy was talking to me, but it turns out he's just a bleuchebag.

bleuchebag by SacReal April 1, 2009

bouchebag 

noun. A portmanteau of "bourgeois" and "douchebag." A douchebag whose attitudes are amplified by their bourgeois lifestyle. Not to be confused with a yuppie, though many yuppies can be defined as such.

1: "There's nothing better than fine wine, you fucking simpleton. Now excuse me while I head off to Starbucks in my hybrid SUV..."

2: "Bouchebag!"

1: "Piss off!"

bouchebag by the infinite wonder October 9, 2009

Brouchebag 

One who advocates for the going to and eating of brunch with overzealous excitement.

One who frequents brunch in overabundance and with much glee.

Look at these brouchebags eating kale omeletes at Sara Beths... what a bunch of brouchebags.

Guys, we went to brunch yesterday, let's be careful not to turn into a bunch of brouchebags.

Brouchebag by Urgolio November 24, 2013