blastpipe

The creator of bruteforce and many methods, also known as Us#0001 aka liveinblood

Yo look its zoro ( link of liveinblood aka us’s roblox account ) - yuri aka cat killer
No its not you retard - blastpipe

by blastpipe April 19, 2022

blastpipe

bruteforce creator aka Us aka Liveinblood and the owner of pending and bypass zone

yo look its blastpipe who is totally not us aka liveinblood - me
yuri a dumbass sends liveinblood roblox and says its zoro - yuri aka cat killer

by blastpipe April 19, 2022

Awkward Blastoise

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

Blastoise

When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"

"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

Blasties

The white lady, rootsky tootsky's, gaggers, cocaine, nose candy, sniffers, lines

We made the call to get some blasties, then we were up for 2 days

by LV2398 August 12, 2012

blastoised

to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.

man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.

by jamesthebig wang October 17, 2006

Beastwipe

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.

by Urghat April 24, 2010