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blastpipe 

bruteforce creator aka Us aka Liveinblood and the owner of pending and bypass zone
yo look its blastpipe who is totally not us aka liveinblood - me
yuri a dumbass sends liveinblood roblox and says its zoro - yuri aka cat killer
blastpipe by blastpipe April 19, 2022

Awkward Blastoise 

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.
While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

Blastoise 

When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"
"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"
Blastoise by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

Blasties 

The white lady, rootsky tootsky's, gaggers, cocaine, nose candy, sniffers, lines
We made the call to get some blasties, then we were up for 2 days
Blasties by LV2398 August 12, 2012

blastoised 

to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.
man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.
blastoised by jamesthebig wang October 17, 2006

Beastwipe 

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.
Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.
Beastwipe by Urghat April 24, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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