blargarysm 

when you cant think of a word and you make funny noises or stutter trying to think of it

i just..just...DAMNIT, i dont remember.

blargarysm by Travis Willis February 26, 2005

blargasm

A meaningless word that is commonly used when there is nothing else (or better) to say, and a comic response is desired.

Me: **mental thought: I'M BOOOOORED**
Me: Blargasm
You: WTF?! Ur such a retard :P
Me: w00t! conversation!

blargasm by Fogoh September 14, 2008

Blargasm

(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.

A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.

Blargasm by Blargspeed April 19, 2009

Blaigarism 

To buy baked goods and claim it was "home-made" by you. Taking credit for baking something you did not make.

Barbara committed Blaigarism when she rewrapped that Enteman's cake and told everyone at the party she made it from scratch.

Blaigarism by chef of the future March 4, 2009