Blankenship 

A ship that breaks the mold, and moldy bread grows from the captains hat. It's planted in a fancy hat/planter. This is essential for the captains safe passage. Also captain blankenship is totally insane.

Aye here comes blankenship, jesus that guy creeps us out. I agree said jesus, in a puerto rican accent.

Blankenship by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

Blankenship 

A Happy Blankenship without the blowjob. Usually found hanging out with short angry people with red hair. Blankenships have been known to screw up the the easiest of tasks because they MICRO-MANAGE.

I hate working for Blankenship and his evil step-dad.

Blankenship by FuzzyManPeach December 29, 2009

Blankenship 

I young man who is inlove with a girl, who says they love him back, but only because they pity him. He is normally pathetic, and sad, but sometimes he is a girl's last resort. He is part of a one sided love. Normally he gets woman because he is rich, and/or the girl has no other hope.

"I like her"
"You're such a blankenship"

Blankenship by Smithery August 13, 2017

Don Blankenship 

The meanest CEO (Chief Evil Officer) in America. He runs a criminal enterprise called Massey Energy. Since the turn of the century, 52 miners hae died in his coal mines in West Virginia. He is also known for poisoning people's drinking water by blowing off the tops of mountains to extract thin seams of coal and for busting unions so that miners cannot voice their claims about safety violations.

As the head of Massey Energy, Don Blankenship is criminally responsible for 29 deaths at Massey Energy's Upper Big Branch mine in West Virginia due to his repeated failure to listen to his miners about safety problems in his mines, especially those dealing with ventilation. He should spend the rest of his life in jail for these failures.

Don Blankenship by DEA302 August 2, 2010

Patrick Blankenship 

A fun loving annoying guy that has a really big ego and his name means lil fish. Kows how to work in bed and cooks great. Has no money but treats the girl well. Will make other guys want him and girls fall at his feet. cant dance at all but will wiggle to im sexy and i know it!! Has the most amazingg green eyes that see in to your soul. all in all an incredible guy.

guy 1- did u see patrick Blankenship wiggle!
guy 2- yes man i cant beat patrick at wiggling
guy 1- he does turn me on.....
guy 2- damn it!

Patrick Blankenship by sweet-oreoz15 March 25, 2012

Randy Blankenship

Many know Randy Blankenship as a stellar football coach and role model. Basing his techniques and playing type off of the famous Alabama Football Program, he has led numerous different teams to numerous league titles.

Some of his most noteable quotes are:
“It all comes down to, what do you want”
“So what, now what”
“See that black bag over there? Bring it here”

Randy Blankenship led his football team to a league championship last season.

Randy Blankenship by Placer September 12, 2018

autumn blankenship 

a girl who eats her syrup in a cup

wow is she eating syrup from her cup ?
yes that must be autumn blankenship

autumn blankenship by autumn blankenship June 14, 2019