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Baldifier 

dogshit bed wars player, hardcore booster, and gaylord.
Baldifier is a fat fuck that lives in a mobile home.

bludimir 

Derivative of “blud” and the name “Vladimir”, referencing any particular individual, either with kinship or disdain.

Synonymous with blud, dawg, zawg, shnawg, bro, brother, etc.
“Bludimir really think he can eat for free”

“We have been close friends for years, he is my bludimir”
bludimir by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 18, 2023

baldifier 

A low-tier bed wars player. Gets boosted hard by Cund and is hated by the whole bed wars community. Also is a hardcore edater.
This one time I saw a Baldifier in bed wars. Absolutely vile.

Bladimir 

a man with a very hot girlfriend. And satisfies his gf in everyway posibble
"I heard hes such a bladimir"
Bladimir by Bladimir February 17, 2010

bladamir 

Has a bigger dick than Michael
Bladamir has a big dick
bladamir by loloaksnd September 3, 2017

bladymir 

An amazing guy ,tall,nice smile, a funny guy likes to talk to people, dosent care about the hate people have on him.
Bladymir was on his phone all day.
bladymir by Alyissa May 12, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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