bladder buddies

Girls who go to the toilet in pairs

The toilet is engaged. The bathroom is full of bladder buddies

by notpoodle February 28, 2008

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020

Butt bladder

When you eject liquid poop with such ferocity that it sounds like urination.

Typically not a one time event. This condition will haunt you for many sessions.

Dude I ate that raw meat last night, and was up all night with butt bladder.

by fukengruvenman February 1, 2014

Full bladder

When you have to pee and can't wait a second more.

Can we hurry? I have a full bladder

by SelEmma February 12, 2012

Milk Bladders

BOOBIES;those large milk containing sex magnets

I could suck on those Milk Bladders all night!!!!

by Mike169 March 13, 2008

Bladder buster

An excessively lengthy event, such as a multi-hour class, meeting, show, line or worship service, that drags on without breaks and keeps its captive attendees from heeding nature's call, resulting in great discomfort, inability to pay attention, and, in the most severe cases, ruined clothes and seats.

That three-hour meeting was quite the bladder buster.

by FairVanity January 21, 2010

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate more often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all day! How does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 26, 2016