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Everything is Blacku, Blacku is everything. Blacku is on another level of existence. He can accidentally kill every powerful character you can think of instantly only using .1% of his power. He’s infinitely powerful and smart. His main powers are super strength, mind control, telepathy, telekinesis, speed, he can bend matter and dimensions. He’s so powerful just being in his existence vaporizes every single neutron and every trace of you. He can travel so fast he can travel ahead of timelines and universes being created, he walks right through a barrier outside of the void where not even existing exists, he can travel through dimensions as well. One time he was in the middle of a war Aand just him having the thought of eating instantly killed the boss. He has another ability called a phantom ability, he becomes 3rd/4th dimensional at the same time. You can’t see him and you can’t physically touch him, the effects are the opposite for him. He’s immune to any attack no matter how powerful the attack is, if you manage to somehow pass that and kill him he can regenerate even without any of his atoms or neutrons. And if you pass that too, he’ll either become 4th dimensional (leave his physical appearance behind and then come back) or you can totally annihilate him in every dimension possible, but he’ll go back in time. Time doesn’t effect him either, it only effects him by 2 seconds. He’s also immune to diseases and chemicals or anything like that. He’s also human.
dude: Blacku can’t be beaten!

anime fanatic: saitama can kill him.

Blacku: ...?
blacku by ʙʟᴀᴄᴋᴜ August 3, 2019
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fags in black rags 

A derogatory name for Clergy, especially Catholic Priests.
My God, Father Faber wanted me to go into his Office with Father Ass Bandit! No way am I going into a room with a couple of fags in black rags!
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Black Sock 

Originally observed during an urgent, unplanned wardrobe transition from business attire to comfortable clothes at the onset of band practice, the term, 'Black Sock', evolved symbolically from a stereotypical garment donning of conformity (working for 'the man') to a statement of transformation, rebellion, commitment, fun, freedom and an unrelenting promulgation of ingenious collaboration with band mates. Sometimes chanted in the form of familiar choral revelries so as to induce and incite a frolic oriented 'BLACK SOCK' dance as an acknowledgement of symbiotic creativity among band mates.
Scenario Form and Description
Band member shows up to practice in business attire, quickly changes into shorts and a shirt, realizes he does not have extra socks, embarrassingly saunters into the arena with his guitar + comfortable clothes wearing his black business socks. Band mates, quick to observe and curtail said identity kerfuffle caused by the leftover business garments, initiate a chant:
"D Dog, Yes!!!

BLACK SOCK left,

BLACK SOCK right,

BLACK SOCK mutha fu**** gonna dance all night"
At the induced choral behest of his band mates, D Dog drops his instrument and proceeds to entertain his comrades with an accompanying Court Jester tempo oriented kick swap dance as a method of activating band member creativity.
Black Sock by Charitable Disguise November 9, 2019
That was a really black bat. I couldn’t see last night it was pitch black

lewis black 

"Lactose-free milk? KISS MY DICK!" -Lewis Black

"Al Roker, that big fat fuck." -Lewis Black

lewis black by Drama_King March 26, 2008

The Black Man's Kryptonite 

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them
Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite
The absence of light
guy 1: this room is pitch black

the monster in his closet: ....