to fix a situation or argument by one person (the blackfixer) separately blackmailing both sides involved and thus fixing the argument and bringing both sides involuntarily back together for his own profit
there is a school play and john breaks up with jane during the rehearsal, and as a result of this they both refuse to act in it. the director, who personally knows them and is their best friend - pulls out sensible information from their past to blackmail each of them and convince them to come back.
they are bot blackmailed, doing what they are asked to do and the situation affecting the third person (the blackfixer) is solved
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!