black titties

An extraordinarily exciting, unique, or awesome thing. A descriptive addition to tits or titties.

Jeff: "I finally got my new graphics card in the mail and installed it!"
Rob: "Is it tits?"

Jeff: "It's 6 black titties dude you gotta see it."

black titties by buddgaf May 30, 2017

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back titties

When someone is so fat they have what appears to be tits on their back. Multiple sets are also common.

While walking behind someone to say "Oh my god he's so fat he's got back titties."

back titties by MacRae November 6, 2006

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Blank titties

Referring to a pair of breast in the mind of one who is not trying to watch pornography (masterbating while imagining a pair of Breast instead of watching porn). Use this term "Blank Titties" in a emergency post nut clarity situation in which an important decision must be made within a matter of minutes while a young simpletons mind is fogged with horniness.

Damn bro, Alex's girlfriend texted me in the middle of class that she wanted to hang yesterday, I had to dip into the bathroom and bust a fatty before I texted her back, and the wifi blocks all porn bro. I had jack to some "Blank Titties". Thank god too I almost said yes.

Blank titties by Black jésus November 25, 2019