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Black Mom 

a black woman who has kids. that are under control and know how to behave. she'd be damned if her kids are acting a fool in public. she is very strong. and always holds her family on her back. she does what she has to do to provide. and can have a man, but doesnt need one. she's hip and young. knows the latest hot stuff. you can tell em anything. but that doesnt mean you won't get your "butt" wooped afterr. (: black moms... theyre the best.
Black Mom: yess baby, what you need to talk about?
Kidd: i lost my 500 cell phone.
Black Mom: WHat the hell! *woops kidd's "butt". apologizes. then buys kidd a new one*

ONE YEAR LATER:
Kidd: i will never nd still havent lost a cell phone since.
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Black Mom 

Black mom are to strong. They think that there the best they are bigggg bitchs like nigga. they can't chill they love to beat your ass. something are nice. but like beating your ass is there job
black mom: Do your homework
black kid: but i did
black mom: let me see it
black kid: here
black mom: what is this
black kid: my work?
black mom: do it again before i beat you ass
black kid: fine
black mom: say someting
black kid: no
black mom: good
Black Mom by /////???? May 30, 2020

Black mom syndrome 

When a mom is emotionally dependent on their son & wants the son to do husband like duties (subconsciously emotional incest )
Sons Girlfriend : you need to talk to your son

Mother : i don’t need to talk to my man … i mean my son i don’t need to talk to him about anything.

Sons girlfriend: ok i see where this is going you have black mom syndrome

sexy black mom 

Woman of Moorish, Nubian, or other race having highly melanated skin tones who serves as the matriarch of her family.
Phyllicia Rashad is a sexy black mom. Jada Pinkett Smith is a sexy black mother. Kerry Washington is a sexy black mama.
sexy black mom by Karma Reborne December 5, 2016

sexy black mom 

Melanated black female eminating style and grace as the matriarch or her family.
Michelle Obama is a sexy black mom. Felicia Tasha's is a sexy black mom.Jada Pinkett Smith is a sexy. Lack mom.
sexy black mom by Karma Reborne December 5, 2016

Once you go black you become a Single mom 

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.
Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

big black man having sex while you eat your mom. 

NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.
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