black cough 

homeless or on the streets

His landlord gave him the black cough.

black cough by Hux da Bowl November 4, 2008

Black Couch 

Refering more to a Casting Couch, mainly used in pornography.

Also as slang to calling a person a slut, or hoe.

Damn girl, I'll put you on a black couch

Black Couch by Theleach August 7, 2014

couch block 

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

couch block by ricksie July 29, 2012

Caught Back In The Chat 

When someone is still using text, chat lingo like: JK LOL in real life.

Rock 1: I'm gonna ROCK your world Rock 2!!

Rock 2: Ohhhhkaaayyy???

Rock 1: JK!!! LOL

Rock 2: Looks like you're still Caught Back In The Chat

Caught Back In The Chat by CaptainJefe July 5, 2010

get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

get your ass back behind the fucking couch by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019