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Bizaardvark 

The worst fucking gonorrhea infected shit Disney has ever come up with and a complete ripoff of iCarly and Austin & Ally, which are better shows than this piece of aardvark shit will ever be. It has hella retarded jokes, the fuckin annoying laugh track than goes off at least 20 times in the episode, dumbass characters who act like monkeys on meth and crack, an annoying ear raping intro that sounds like nails on a chalkboard when you're wasted as fuck and have a migraine and an ear infection. Please, it would be better to slam your face with a fuckin sledge hammer for 30 straight minutes than suffer through an episode of this shit.
Person 1: You watch Bizaardvark?
Person 2: FUCK NO THAT SHIT MADE ME LOSE 20 IQ POINTS
Bizaardvark by Ausllyology October 25, 2016
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Bizaardvark 

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AAA 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AAA 2: r u ok? Because I know bizaardvark isn't
Bizaardvark by Raisin Grazin August 18, 2017

Bizaardvark 

Why did you bizaardvark on me. Why did you shart on me
Bizaardvark by Iamsocool.jpg August 14, 2017

Bizaardvark 

A dumb disney show that follows two siphilis infected hoes that sing about stupid ass stuff and have pointless lives. It's so cringe i'd rather slowly kill myself by listening to jake paul for one day straight. Also, the fans are generally little bitches, gay fucks like james charles , and the 9 yr old army. Fuck this show and everything it stands for.
John:Yo, Dan you like this disney show named Bizaardvark?
Dan: No, it has gonorrhea and only little bitches watch that cringe ass shit.
John: OMG OMG OMG you are not my friend anymore! *cries in disgust*
Bizaardvark by LongJohn July 23, 2019

bizardark 

A word for a group of guys being stupid ass idiots and their wives can't call them swear words in a public setting
You guys are complete bizardarks
bizardark by Big toe Bimbo May 18, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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