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An endearing term used by biddies who are more bro than biddie. Ladies can use this in reference to or as a direct address to their man friends when "betch" would usually be an appropriate term if it was a fellow lady friend. It can also be used to describe an object that is simply boss.
MK: That's the way the cookie crumbles, bizetch.

Martin Sheen: Preach, MK, preach.

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Martin Sheen: That parfait was the bizetch.
bizetch by mugalicious January 22, 2013
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A curroption of "bitch," meant to be a new idiom of the English language meaning the same thing as "bitch" in the derogatory sense, but a little more friendly.
Man: Damn bizatch, get the fuck out my way!
Woman: Hey nigga!...at least you didn't call me a bitch, or I would have had to slap you just for livin'.
bizatch by C-Mac Spank Dizzle January 21, 2004
Someone sassy, rowdy and w/ attitude.
"Its Britney bietch!"
bietch by sunshine760 November 29, 2009
Extreme term for Biatch or Biotch.
Man, youse a bizotch.
Bizotch by BizE-G January 3, 2003

bizatchinating

Used as a positive adjective in place of words like 'awesome', 'rocking', and 'sweet'.

Stems from the word bizatch (alternative spelling bizzatch) which is often used as a friendly, joking term for a close friend.
Girl One: How do you like these two paint colors together?
Girl Two: They are bizatchinating.
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Mom: What do you think of this skirt?
Daughter: It's bizatchinating!
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Girl: That party was bizatchinating!
A lot better way of saying bitch
You BIZOTCH!!!!
bizotch by CJ November 15, 2003
a better word for bitch, but in a friendly way
Life's a bizatch. Quit being such a bizatch!
bizatch by Monique November 19, 2002
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