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Biwi
A fiscally irresponsible individual who purchases items that they clearly cannot afford. Biwi is an acroymn derived from the phrase "But I Want It" which is commonly used by these individuals to justify their poor decision.
I think Jacob is a biwi because he earns less than $50k/year but he just signed a lease on a luxury SUV immediately after returning from his 2-week trip to Mykonos.
Biwinning
Biwinning, also written as Bi-winning, is a Charlie Sheen diagnosis that describes the presence of one or more levels of winning-ness. These elevated levels of winning have no correlation to the depressive episodes of bipolar disorder. According to Charlie Sheen’s research; one must “Win here and win there” to be diagnosed as biwinning.
Some of the side effects of biwinning are a passion perceived as anger and hate, prolonged drug-filled nights with porn stars, loss of short and long term memory, and increased tolerance to seven gram rocks. The FDA has not yet approved a cure for biwinning, however initial findings indicate that the blood of a tiger may unlock the secret to a stable and lasting cure.
Some of the side effects of biwinning are a passion perceived as anger and hate, prolonged drug-filled nights with porn stars, loss of short and long term memory, and increased tolerance to seven gram rocks. The FDA has not yet approved a cure for biwinning, however initial findings indicate that the blood of a tiger may unlock the secret to a stable and lasting cure.
biwitchual
biwitchual by morgan.1996 June 9, 2014