Biwinning

Biwinning, also written as Bi-winning, is a Charlie Sheen diagnosis that describes the presence of one or more levels of winning-ness. These elevated levels of winning have no correlation to the depressive episodes of bipolar disorder. According to Charlie Sheen’s research; one must “Win here and win there” to be diagnosed as biwinning.

Some of the side effects of biwinning are a passion perceived as anger and hate, prolonged drug-filled nights with porn stars, loss of short and long term memory, and increased tolerance to seven gram rocks. The FDA has not yet approved a cure for biwinning, however initial findings indicate that the blood of a tiger may unlock the secret to a stable and lasting cure.
"I am not bipolar. I am biwinning..." -Charlie Sheen
by at1014 March 06, 2011
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Biwinning

Winning here and winning there.
Bipolar? I'm Biwinning, I win here, I win there, now what?
by sakzorz February 28, 2011
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Biwinning

Biwinning is a mood disorder that causes you to win on one side and to win on the other side aswell. The majority of biwinning individuals experience alternating episodes of winning and winning even more, doing it the Sheen-way.
I'm biwinning, I win here and I win there, now what? I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: GO!
by Biwinner March 02, 2011
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Biwinning

Winning here and winning there

Antonym of bipolar
I'm not bipolar, I'm biwinning. I win here; I win there.
by AdonisDNA+TigerBlood March 07, 2011
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Biwinning

Often mistaken as being bipolar; a state of being in constant win.
by Kathyrinne March 04, 2011
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Biwinning

1. Winning at a level that is beyond epic.
2. A winning addicted human who is a warlock from a different dimension with tiger blood running through their circulatory system, Adonis DNA, magic and poetry at their fingertips, and rolls in one speed with one gear (GO). They do not sleep. They wait.
1. "I'm biwinning. I win here, and I win there."

2. Charlie Sheen.
by Larzard March 08, 2011
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Biwinning

Winning in multiple places at once.
Winning here and there.

I am biwinning with my vacumn cleaner.
My tiger blood is why I am biwinning.
My drug strategy is why I am biwinning.
by jmitch9500 March 06, 2011
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