A fiscally irresponsible individual who purchases items that they clearly cannot afford. Biwi is an acroymn derived from the phrase "But I Want It" which is commonly used by these individuals to justify their poor decision.

I think Jacob is a biwi because he earns less than $50k/year but he just signed a lease on a luxury SUV immediately after returning from his 2-week trip to Mykonos.

Biwi by SeeZee September 7, 2021

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Biwinning

Biwinning, also written as Bi-winning, is a Charlie Sheen diagnosis that describes the presence of one or more levels of winning-ness. These elevated levels of winning have no correlation to the depressive episodes of bipolar disorder. According to Charlie Sheen’s research; one must “Win here and win there” to be diagnosed as biwinning.

Some of the side effects of biwinning are a passion perceived as anger and hate, prolonged drug-filled nights with porn stars, loss of short and long term memory, and increased tolerance to seven gram rocks. The FDA has not yet approved a cure for biwinning, however initial findings indicate that the blood of a tiger may unlock the secret to a stable and lasting cure.

"I am not bipolar. I am biwinning..." -Charlie Sheen

Biwinning by at1014 March 21, 2011

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biwitchual

Adj. - Of or pertaining to having the qualities of both a good witch and a bad witch.

Question: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Answer: I'm biwitchual!

biwitchual by morgan.1996 June 9, 2014

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Biwinning

Winning here and winning there.

Bipolar? I'm Biwinning, I win here, I win there, now what?

Biwinning by sakzorz March 15, 2011

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Biwinner

Being on both sides of the spectrum of winning. Being Charlie Sheen.

I'm not bipolar... I'm Biwinner!

Biwinner by Z3H4 March 25, 2011

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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