bits 'n' peices 

Also known as "willy, dong, carrot and onions, cock, nob, penis, shlong, flapy bits, meat and 2 veg, flopy dangler, dick, screwing device, baby gravy producer,

Lee Tapp preys for BITS 'N' PEICES every time he goes to church.

bits 'n' peices by CRaig Allcorn May 1, 2003

bits n' pieces 

The act of placing M&M's, Reese's Pieces, Skittles, or any other candy inside a woman's vagina and then smearing peanut butter all over your penis before repeatedly penetrating her to remove all the previously inserted candies. You then say "Eat my Bits n' Pieces!" and she will begin giving you head with all the candy and peanut butter on your dick. When she complains that there is too much peanut butter in her mouth you exclaim "Get used to it, bitch!"
For extra points, you then say "You got punk'd!" Then while she is dazed and looking for Ashton Kutcher, steal her car and drive somewhere then shit on the windshield and walk back to your place. Bonus points.

Dude, that girl was totally into giving me Bits n' Pieces, but once I went for bonus points she got pissed. Good thing I shat on her windshield.

bits n' pieces by Mike, Pat, Critty, Doug, and Racist July 2, 2006