Andrew: wow, Kieth Beven just gave me a massive bite job and shredded my cock.
Graham: How much did it bleed?
Andrew: About a pint, it was so wet.
Graham: How much did it bleed?
Andrew: About a pint, it was so wet.
by Mr Sandy Gee May 28, 2008
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Robert: Not so good, I softened up after 5 minutes of a painful bitejob.
Ralph: Man that's too bad.
Robert: Not so good, I softened up after 5 minutes of a painful bitejob.
Ralph: Man that's too bad.
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A blowjob, wherein shortly after reaching orgasm, the giver of the blowjob will take a cheeky bite of the recipient's cock, and then eat it.
Doctor: "So how did your penis become dis-attached from your body sir?"
Man: "My Ex gave me a Bitejob".
Man: "My Ex gave me a Bitejob".
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