1. noun: A woman (especially a married woman) who commits or has committed a flagrant and heinous behavioral act that goes against her normally benign and predictable nature.
2. noun: A male who becomes bitchy and/or excessively agitated by a meaningless, insignificant event.
1. "I can't wait until bitch eyes gets all of her sh-t and goes away for good.
2. "Chill out, bitch eyes.. nobody's shooting at us."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.