bitchy eyes

To have a mean look in your eyes, or to be irratated with someone and they way they act

Dude put the bitchy eyes away!

I got bitchy eyes when he told me he was going to leave early!

bitchy eyes by MollyAnn June 11, 2008

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Bitch Eyes

Someone who you can tell is an ass just by the stupid look in their face, mainly there eyes.

The guys I work with have bitch eyes, mainly the ones with beards.

Bitch Eyes by Adam Goldfish July 11, 2009

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bitch eyes

1. noun: A woman (especially a married woman) who commits or has committed a flagrant and heinous behavioral act that goes against her normally benign and predictable nature.
2. noun: A male who becomes bitchy and/or excessively agitated by a meaningless, insignificant event.

1. "I can't wait until bitch eyes gets all of her sh-t and goes away for good.

2. "Chill out, bitch eyes.. nobody's shooting at us."

bitch eyes by badkarma August 4, 2003

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bitcheyes

Derogatroy term used as a joking insult usually after you've been drinking

origin: Wabash,IN

Hey Bitcheyes! Bring me another Molson!

bitcheyes by Derek Speelman September 3, 2006

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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