bitchcrap

The most worthless shit/nonsense in the world.

Thats fucking total bitchcrap!

by Shit, Inc. December 17, 2015

Bitchcard

When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"

Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit

by Bitchcard April 7, 2016

bitchcakes

Not British slang...it is from the 90's TV show "Newsradio". Secretary Beth decides to make up a word and see if she can get others to use it by dropping into every conversation. By the end of the day, everyone is using it. Has become popular in Britain due tothe popularity of the show.

It means to flip out or go a bit nuts, or to rant about something.

Beth went completely bitchcakes when she found out Matthew told Joe they were sleeping together.

Katherine is going to go bitchcakes on Bill after hearing that news story.

by BlooPenguin April 2, 2007

go bitchcakes

Not British slang...it is from the 90's TV show "Newsradio". Secretary Beth decides to make up a word and see if she can get others to use it by dropping into every conversation. By the end of the day, everyone is using it. Has become popular in Britain due tothe popularity of the show.

It means to flip out or go a bit nuts, or to rant about something.

Beth went completely bitchcakes when she found out Matthew told Joe they were sleeping together.

Katherine is going to go bitchcakes on Bill after hearing that news story.

by BlooPenguin December 15, 2008

bitchrake

One who is known to attract all the ladies of the bitchcake kind.

"You bitchrake; all of your friends are whore-esque lesbian vaginas!"

by DICKCHEESEBURGER July 3, 2006

Bitchcricket

Someone who talks shit behind someones back but shuts up when the person there talking about walks by or confronts them. Similar to a chirping cricket.

I saw Amanda talking to someone and looking at me, but when I walked by she stopped and looked away and then kept talking about Me when I walked away. What a Bitchcricket.

by Jamezisshort124 December 28, 2013

Bitchcraft

The act of being a total bitch; often practicing the acts of upsetting people for the sake of it, being obnoxious to people who have done nothing, going out of ones way to ruin peoples day, abusing athority to do any of the preceding.

Person one: Hey do u know what happened to Mrs. Osterhout?
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.

by bitchcraft victim February 7, 2009