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bitch witch 

A woman so evil, cruel, and kniving that she is both a bitch and a witch.
Patty not only broke Jill and Ben up, she stole Ben and destroyed Jill's credit rating. What a Bitch Witch.
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Bitch Witch 

A Bitch Witch is a witch who looks like she is wearing a shitty Christmas hat, and looks like a whorey bitch. And has no broom, because she likes to be a bitch.
Person 1: Does that witch has no broom? And is wearing a crappy Christmas hat?

Person 2: Yeah, looks like she's a bitch witch.
Bitch Witch by LeSpazzy December 9, 2016

bitch witch 

when one crosses their hands and performs a simulitaneous back hand to anothers face.
dman b, that nigga just got bitch witched
bitch witch by sir ler February 24, 2009

bitch witch 

when one crosses their hands and performs a simulitaneous back hand to anothers face.
dman b, that nigga just got bitch witched
bitch witch by sir ler February 24, 2009

Bitch witch 

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a bitch witch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can also be written "witch bitch".
That bitch witch makes my life a living hell.

Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.

Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!
Bitch witch by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

Witch bitch 

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a witch bitch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can alternatively also be written "bitch witch".
This witch witch got in my way so I knocked her out!

All I see is a witch bitch pretending to be nice.

This witch bitch insulted me, so I called her a witch bitch!

Which witch bitch are you referring to?
Witch bitch by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

witch bitch 

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.
witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum
witch bitch by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023
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