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bitch simp 

A guy that dislikes a male or female because his friend dislikes this individual. They have no valid reason just simply because their friend doesn't.
Friend: "Ion like that nigga he took my girl"

Bitch Simp: "Shidddd ion like the nigga, he always speaking like I fuck wit him."
bitch simp by Maconga October 27, 2017
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Simp bitch 

A parasitic useless hoe of a woman who’s only skills are being a stealthy side hoe, sucking/fucking bare mans, complaining about their pathetic lives while depending on their main man and girlfriends to keep them from homelessness and hunger

They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.
“Hey you seeing ____ tonight?”

“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”

“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”

“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”
Simp bitch by BBMM u simp hoes December 12, 2019

Bitch Ass Simp 

A guy who puts his toxic girlfriend above the bros no matter what
Did you hear Anthony canceled our plans to hang out with his dumb ass girlfriend? Yeah he is a Bitch Ass Simp
Bitch Ass Simp by GodBanger July 10, 2021

Simp Bitch 

Someone who is a beta human that drives a lemon and gets no pussy
Josh guy is such a simp bitch
Simp Bitch by Bigwillyplaya69 May 11, 2020

simple bitch syndrome 

1. When a person judges or speaks on someone or something they know nothing about.

2. When a person thinks they know everything but doesn't.
Guy 1. You should be ashamed of yourself dressing like a thug! You need to do something with your life!

Guy 2. *thinking* "This man has major simple bitch syndrome." For your information, I go to school full time for my masters dagree . Secondly, I have my own business and my own house!
See that white 2013 honda civic over there? I paid for that!

Guy 1. O_o oh my.

Girl. Damn, That dude must have simple bitch syndrome.
simple bitch syndrome by Real313 November 20, 2013

simple-bitch 

First made popular by Kat Williams, a simple bitch is someone, male or female, who is a wimp and needs other peoples approval/acknowledgment for everything they do.

Basically they are so annoying and needy you just yell... "Shut up, SIMPLE-BITCH!"

Lisa- "You fucked up my self esteem"
Mike-" It's the steem about your motherfuckin' SELF, How the fuck did i fuck up how YOU feel about YOU; Simple-Bitch!"

Plural

Bunch of nerds outside of a frat party

Nerds- "Hey come on dude, let us in, we know people!
Big Frat Guy-"Get out of here nerds, go play some role playing game"
Nerds-"Ok fine, we will, we got our own Bud Light with Lime 18 pack back at our apartment and i haven't played WoW in 18 hours"
Big Frat Guy- "Simple-Bitches!"


simple-bitch by Bolt M.D. February 14, 2009

SIMPLE BITCH  

THIS IS A BITCH THAT DOES NOTHING BUT DUMB STUPID SHIT.. HAS TO SOMTHING LIKE A BLOND, KEEPS DOING THE SAME OLD DUMB SHIT.. JUST SIMPLE
GURL I TLD U NOT TO MESS WITH THAT GUY HE DONT WANT YOU AN NOW HE PLAYED YOU.. YOU JUST A SIMPLE BITCH TO NOT LISTEN
SIMPLE BITCH by BEAUTIFUL B December 30, 2008
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