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A guy that dislikes a male or female because his friend dislikes this individual. They have no valid reason just simply because their friend doesn't.

Friend: "Ion like that nigga he took my girl"

Bitch Simp: "Shidddd ion like the nigga, he always speaking like I fuck wit him."

bitch simp by Maconga October 27, 2017

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Simp bitch

A parasitic useless hoe of a woman who’s only skills are being a stealthy side hoe, sucking/fucking bare mans, complaining about their pathetic lives while depending on their main man and girlfriends to keep them from homelessness and hunger

They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.

“Hey you seeing ____ tonight?”

“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”

“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”

“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”

Simp bitch by BBMM u simp hoes December 12, 2019

Bitch Ass Simp

A guy who puts his toxic girlfriend above the bros no matter what

Did you hear Anthony canceled our plans to hang out with his dumb ass girlfriend? Yeah he is a Bitch Ass Simp

Bitch Ass Simp by GodBanger July 10, 2021

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Simp Bitch

Someone who is a beta human that drives a lemon and gets no pussy

Josh guy is such a simp bitch

Simp Bitch by Bigwillyplaya69 May 11, 2020

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simple bitch syndrome

1. When a person judges or speaks on someone or something they know nothing about.

2. When a person thinks they know everything but doesn't.

Guy 1. You should be ashamed of yourself dressing like a thug! You need to do something with your life!

Guy 2. *thinking* "This man has major simple bitch syndrome." For your information, I go to school full time for my masters dagree . Secondly, I have my own business and my own house!
See that white 2013 honda civic over there? I paid for that!

Guy 1. O_o oh my.

Girl. Damn, That dude must have simple bitch syndrome.

simple bitch syndrome by Real313 November 20, 2013

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simple-bitch

First made popular by Kat Williams, a simple bitch is someone, male or female, who is a wimp and needs other peoples approval/acknowledgment for everything they do.

Basically they are so annoying and needy you just yell... "Shut up, SIMPLE-BITCH!"

Lisa- "You fucked up my self esteem"
Mike-" It's the steem about your motherfuckin' SELF, How the fuck did i fuck up how YOU feel about YOU; Simple-Bitch!"

Plural

Bunch of nerds outside of a frat party

Nerds- "Hey come on dude, let us in, we know people!
Big Frat Guy-"Get out of here nerds, go play some role playing game"
Nerds-"Ok fine, we will, we got our own Bud Light with Lime 18 pack back at our apartment and i haven't played WoW in 18 hours"
Big Frat Guy- "Simple-Bitches!"

simple-bitch by Bolt M.D. February 14, 2009

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SIMPLE BITCH

THIS IS A BITCH THAT DOES NOTHING BUT DUMB STUPID SHIT.. HAS TO SOMTHING LIKE A BLOND, KEEPS DOING THE SAME OLD DUMB SHIT.. JUST SIMPLE

GURL I TLD U NOT TO MESS WITH THAT GUY HE DONT WANT YOU AN NOW HE PLAYED YOU.. YOU JUST A SIMPLE BITCH TO NOT LISTEN

SIMPLE BITCH by BEAUTIFUL B December 30, 2008

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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