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paint a bitch 

Dizzee Rascal - "Fix Up, Look Sharp"
Fix up look sharp
Don't make me paint a bitch
Something get dark
Hear the bang, see the spark
Duck down, lay down just (get on down)
paint a bitch by Whitey3 March 8, 2009

bitch pain 

A small pain in any part of your body that you complain about
Omg I have this small bitch pain in my ankle.
bitch pain by Zebra1919 February 8, 2017

pain in the bitch 

a term meaning "pain in the ass" to an exponentially higher intensity.

an annoyance that pisses you off in a degree of this much intensity is reasoned through the logic that the pain is not only centered in the posterior region, but rather to the whole body. And not any body either, that of a bitch.
Doing homework can be a pain in the ass, but dealing with my parents is a real pain in the bitch.

Stupid people.

Assholes.

Bush.

Long lines for the bathroom after you've had three cups of coffee and a large energy drink.
pain in the bitch by Ms. Deviant August 22, 2007

Pain in the Bitch 

Something that is mentally grievous or painful to the speaker, provided the speaker themselves are a bitch.
"Those new sandpaper tampons are a real pain in the bitch."

A pain in the bitch 

Explaining to someone that you are a pain in someone else's ass while simultaneously calling that same person a bitch.
My girl to me: You're such a pain in the ass ...
Me to my mate: I'm such a pain in the bitch.
My girl: Baka

Bitchpants McCrabby

A name for calling someone (usually a female) for being a total bitch and is always crabby. such as a girl on her period. originated from an episode of RvB when talking about a really bitchy girl named Tex on the Blue team.
Well Bitchpants McCrabby was as bitchy as always.
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby.

Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex}
Bitchpants McCrabby by Secret Justin December 14, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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