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pain in the bitch 

a term meaning "pain in the ass" to an exponentially higher intensity.

an annoyance that pisses you off in a degree of this much intensity is reasoned through the logic that the pain is not only centered in the posterior region, but rather to the whole body. And not any body either, that of a bitch.
Doing homework can be a pain in the ass, but dealing with my parents is a real pain in the bitch.

Stupid people.

Assholes.

Bush.

Long lines for the bathroom after you've had three cups of coffee and a large energy drink.
pain in the bitch by Ms. Deviant August 22, 2007

Pain in the Bitch 

Something that is mentally grievous or painful to the speaker, provided the speaker themselves are a bitch.
"Those new sandpaper tampons are a real pain in the bitch."

A pain in the bitch 

Explaining to someone that you are a pain in someone else's ass while simultaneously calling that same person a bitch.
My girl to me: You're such a pain in the ass ...
Me to my mate: I'm such a pain in the bitch.
My girl: Baka

bitch paint 

make-up that some women overuse to the point where they look ridiculous.
Guy: "Would you look at Melissa, she looks like a total slut."

Guy 2: "Yea, she has way too much bitch paint on."
bitch paint by SwagOfNewYork December 18, 2012

paint a bitch 

Dizzee Rascal - "Fix Up, Look Sharp"
Fix up look sharp
Don't make me paint a bitch
Something get dark
Hear the bang, see the spark
Duck down, lay down just (get on down)
paint a bitch by Whitey3 March 8, 2009

Bitchpants McCrabby

A name for calling someone (usually a female) for being a total bitch and is always crabby. such as a girl on her period. originated from an episode of RvB when talking about a really bitchy girl named Tex on the Blue team.
Well Bitchpants McCrabby was as bitchy as always.
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby.

Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex}
Bitchpants McCrabby by Secret Justin December 14, 2008