Jamie: I'm white so that would make me a cracker, or a Triscuit, or whatever new name people have come up with for white people.
Alan: Yeah.
Amy: What about me, I'm half white and half Asian. What would that make me?
Alan: Uh, that would make you Ritz Bits and Cheese.
Amy: Okay...
Alan: Yeah.
Amy: What about me, I'm half white and half Asian. What would that make me?
Alan: Uh, that would make you Ritz Bits and Cheese.
Amy: Okay...
by Wouldn't you like to know... September 12, 2005

Doctor: What symptoms have you got?
Woman: Well, I've got a little bit too much cheese on the taco...
Woman: Well, I've got a little bit too much cheese on the taco...
by BobSallas May 3, 2005

by ekingsley April 4, 2024
