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Bisoxual 

(Bai-sahk-shu-ul). adj. State of being for Chicago Cubs fans who root for the Chicago White Sox when they reach the postseason.

**Coined by Chicago's own MAC, JURKO, and HARRY of ESPN 1000. Their afternoon show airs from 3 to 7 (central time) on weekdays and can be heard online at ESPNradio1000.com
"Father, who is that bisoxual chum watching the horse races at the last neighborhood corner tavern?"

"That, my son, is Harry-- an ephemeral bisoxual, he is."
Bisoxual by NIU Mike October 23, 2005
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bisoxual 

A fan of both the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago White Sox. A virtually indefensible position in the bitter rivalry of Chicago baseball.
Guy 1: Screw the White Sox!
Guy 2: Fuck you, CUBS stands for Completely Useless By September!
Guy 3: Aw come on, guys, they're both doing very well right now.
Guy 1: What are you, bisoxual?
Guy 2: Yeah, get the fuck out!
bisoxual by Smokey Q Rivers June 26, 2008

bisnowlar 

Someone that is ambidextrous on the snow - ie can Ski and Snowboard.
#1: That dude there on skis - I swear I saw him on a board yesterday.
#2: Yeah, I think he's bisnowlar.
bisnowlar by oesterichuberalles October 13, 2011

Bisoxual 

Wearing 2 different socks that don't match
Bisoxual...
Bisoxual by Emilies a COWWW February 18, 2010

Bisoxual 

N.-

People who where indifferent socks. Ex (Stripes and Polka-dots) Or lazy asses who don't want to match there socks like a sophisticated being.
The teenage girl is bisoxual.
She needs to learn how to match her socks in a correct manner.
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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