bisnowual
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Bisoxual
(Bai-sahk-shu-ul). adj. State of being for Chicago Cubs fans who root for the Chicago White Sox when they reach the postseason.
**Coined by Chicago's own MAC, JURKO, and HARRY of ESPN 1000. Their afternoon show airs from 3 to 7 (central time) on weekdays and can be heard online at ESPNradio1000.com
**Coined by Chicago's own MAC, JURKO, and HARRY of ESPN 1000. Their afternoon show airs from 3 to 7 (central time) on weekdays and can be heard online at ESPNradio1000.com
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bisoxual
A fan of both the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago White Sox. A virtually indefensible position in the bitter rivalry of Chicago baseball.
Guy 1: Screw the White Sox!
Guy 2: Fuck you, CUBS stands for Completely Useless By September!
Guy 3: Aw come on, guys, they're both doing very well right now.
Guy 1: What are you, bisoxual?
Guy 2: Yeah, get the fuck out!
Guy 2: Fuck you, CUBS stands for Completely Useless By September!
Guy 3: Aw come on, guys, they're both doing very well right now.
Guy 1: What are you, bisoxual?
Guy 2: Yeah, get the fuck out!
bisoxual by Smokey Q Rivers June 26, 2008
bisnowlar
#1: That dude there on skis - I swear I saw him on a board yesterday.
#2: Yeah, I think he's bisnowlar.
#2: Yeah, I think he's bisnowlar.
bisnowlar by oesterichuberalles October 13, 2011
Bisoxual
N.-
People who where indifferent socks. Ex (Stripes and Polka-dots) Or lazy asses who don't want to match there socks like a sophisticated being.
People who where indifferent socks. Ex (Stripes and Polka-dots) Or lazy asses who don't want to match there socks like a sophisticated being.
Bisoxual by Sierrasaur & Smilez < o < May 31, 2010
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