Bisoxual

(Bai-sahk-shu-ul). adj. State of being for Chicago Cubs fans who root for the Chicago White Sox when they reach the postseason.

**Coined by Chicago's own MAC, JURKO, and HARRY of ESPN 1000. Their afternoon show airs from 3 to 7 (central time) on weekdays and can be heard online at ESPNradio1000.com

"Father, who is that bisoxual chum watching the horse races at the last neighborhood corner tavern?"

"That, my son, is Harry-- an ephemeral bisoxual, he is."

by NIU Mike October 23, 2005

bisoxual

A fan of both the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago White Sox. A virtually indefensible position in the bitter rivalry of Chicago baseball.

Guy 1: Screw the White Sox!
Guy 2: Fuck you, CUBS stands for Completely Useless By September!
Guy 3: Aw come on, guys, they're both doing very well right now.
Guy 1: What are you, bisoxual?
Guy 2: Yeah, get the fuck out!

by Smokey Q Rivers June 26, 2008

Bisoxual

Wearing 2 different socks that don't match

Bisoxual...

by Emilies a COWWW February 18, 2010

Bisoxual

N.-

People who where indifferent socks. Ex (Stripes and Polka-dots) Or lazy asses who don't want to match there socks like a sophisticated being.

The teenage girl is bisoxual.
She needs to learn how to match her socks in a correct manner.

by Sierrasaur & Smilez < o < May 31, 2010

bisexual anthem

Sweater Weather, song by The Neighbourhood

some friend: "do you know that song called Sweater Weather?"
me: "do you mean the bisexual anthem?"

by indiechaotic May 10, 2020

bisexual guy

A male that is attracted to more than one gender. He is often seen as terrifying by straight men and is often subject to the delighted glees of yaoi fangirls. He may also be told that his bisexuality is a "phase" and that he is really gay and just won't admit it. And, sometimes when telling people he is bisexual, he is told that "only girls can be bisexual" and that "you're just gay".

Me: I'm a bisexual guy.
Some dumb fuck: Oh no you're not you're just gay and won't admit it! ^w^
Me: .... Go fuck yourself.

by thatoneannyingpersonnoonelikes September 5, 2016

Homoromantic Bisexual

A person that is sexually attracted to both genders but emotionally/romantically attracted to people only of the same gender

"Lizzie liked to lust after and have sex with both men and women but she could only see herself in a relationship with a woman. This meant that she was a homoromantic bisexual"

by Pandamoniumm May 13, 2014