Birthday Surprise 

A sexual maneuver in which, on the recipient's birthday, the birthday person bends over in the dark. A large black candle is then carried in and "Happy Birthday" is sung. As the song concludes, the candle is lit and inserted into the ass of the person. The candle is thrust into the ass, once for each year of the person's age. At this time "Are you 1? Are you 2?..." is chanted. The candle can then be removed.

"Yeah, it was Debbie's birthday last weekend...We gave her a Birthday Surprise, she couldn't walk right for a week."

Birthday Surprise by lmerfudd January 20, 2009

birthday surprise 

1. when a man blow's his load on a girl's face, tits, ass, etc.

2. the jizz, spermy's, cum

Last night I was fucking this slut, then I pulled out and gave her the birthday surprise.

birthday surprise by BH October 9, 2003

birthday surprise 

a black wax candle is used in anal intercourse. Traditionally, Happy Birthday is sung as this is done.

omg. for my 19th birthday jack gave me a birthday surprise!

birthday surprise by hellogoodbye123456 February 20, 2009

Birthday Surprise 

If you pull your dick out at your birthday party preferably a chode it's a birthday surprise

Yo Zane whiped his birthday surprise out at his birthday party.

Birthday Surprise by Chodeboi69 September 19, 2018

Japanese Birthday Surprise 

Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.

Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)

Japanese Birthday Surprise by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009

the birthday surprise 

When two guys are double penetrating a girls vagina the guy who is doing her doggy style slips out and sticks it in her ass. But you have to have a camera to see her face.

Her face is so funny when she gets the birthday surprise.

the birthday surprise by meatnormous August 7, 2006

Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise

A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.

The cake taste bad because I performed a Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise.

Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise by MSU TS May 30, 2007