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Birthday BJ 

it pretty much explains itself, a blowjob (BJ) that you get as a birthday gift...try your luck out, guys!

Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering i
Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering if i can get a birthday bj?

Laura: Ew! No! sicko...
Birthday BJ by Endless_Echo January 22, 2009
Words you can keep

Pre birthday bj 

When you get a bj the day before your birthday
Pre birthday bj by Whitethundergod August 15, 2021

Birthday Bjer 

n. - a blow job specific to the occasion of one's birthday
<pronounced "birthday beejer">
"Hey, make sure you give your boyfriend a birthday bjer" said Dean Blundell.
Birthday Bjer by emicheno April 23, 2009

Birthdayboy 

the very happy birthday boy! He will get all the presents and love from his mommy and daddy! Very cool boy and very birthday. Happy birthday, birthday boy. Did I mention its your birthday? Happy birthday!! Have a good birthday. happy epic cool birthday. Happy birthday. peehap daybirth, bappy hirthday, birthday boy. 🦧
the birthdayboy will get all the presents on his birthday
Birthdayboy by IfMikThen December 15, 2021

bjirthday 

1. when one celebrates a sweedish or icelandic birthday

2. Bjorks birthday
Hey Bjork! Happy Bjirthday!
bjirthday by Jen Menlick October 7, 2007
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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