birds nest 

Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest

Me: I don't wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting...

Dave: Dude! Just birds nest it!

birds nest by bobmcd123 September 24, 2007

birds nest 

The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.

"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."

birds nest by sressler December 26, 2006

Birds Nest 

A girls un-shaved vagina, puss, Furr Burger... it somewhat resembles a birds nest, minus a bird... unless you still wanna slip your bird in there...

Tell your sister to grow out her birds nest for me!

Birds Nest by Ralph bitch September 13, 2010

birds nest 

when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.

Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait.

birds nest by theoutlaw1978 February 14, 2013

Birds Nest 

When a woman shaves everything but her butt hole, leaving a small ring of hair resembling a birds nest.

Linda had a beautifully shaved pussy but when I bent her over i saw she had a birds nest. I went limp.

Birds Nest by anonymous June 18, 2016

birds nest 

While having rough sex the male tangles and tousles the woman's hair into a nest of sorts. When he is about to finish he pulls out and busts into her hair to give it the finished product hold, resembling a birds nest.

After Erin complained she ran out of hair gel Anthony fucked her and finished in her hair leaving her with a birds nest.

birds nest by Optimus P August 2, 2010

birds nest 

when a girl is on the bottom during sex and the friction of her head being rubbed back and forth on the pillow causes the hair on the back of her head to tangle forming a large knot of hair that looks like a bird's nest

i was fucking this girl hard from on top and she got a huge birds nest

birds nest by johncamacho May 3, 2010