Birchmont

1. A home away from home

2. Where best friends gather

3. A place I love!

"There are no strangers within...
Only friends waiting to be met...
Welcome"

OMG! HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL BIRCHMONT?!

by pcb lovr November 8, 2009

birchmont

1. A home away from home
2. Where best friends gather
3. A place I love!

OMG! HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL BIRCHMONT?!

by pcb lovr November 7, 2009

Birchmen

Supposedly mythical creatures from Mastodon's album 'Blood Mountian'.
Apparently, there's a colony of them.

Check it out, it's a colony of birchmen.

by Izaak June 26, 2008

bitchmonkey

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.

"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."

by I have an answer for everything January 6, 2005

Bitchmont

A school of girls who are stuck up, and lack sportsmanship

That girl looks like she is from Bitchmont

by croontrigger June 14, 2018

Bitchmouth

Organ of the human body commonly used in the exchange of ignorant, irreverent, or dimwitted information.

Shut your bitchmouth, asshead!

by thekaji October 8, 2008

Birthmonth

Birthmonth is the very special holiday provided to people born on the 1st of April or the 1st of January (the "Birthmonth Recipient"). Being born on these two particularly crappy days entitles the Birthmonth Recipient to an entire month of Birthmonth celebrations beginning the week leading up to the actual Birthday and ending on the last day of the Month. The April Birthmonth celebration begins on the 24th of March to make up for the shorter, 30 day month of April. Birthmonth is a celebration of Joy and Freedom for all who offer Birthmonth greetings to a Birthmonth Recipient.

My husband was born on April 1st. Birthonth is the happiest time of the year as it brings me so much joy to shower him with gifts for the entire 37 days of Birthmonth!

by SSkizzle McDingleberry May 29, 2018