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bitchmonkey
Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."
bitchmonkey by I have an answer for everything January 6, 2005
Bitchmouth
Organ of the human body commonly used in the exchange of ignorant, irreverent, or dimwitted information.
Bitchmouth by thekaji October 8, 2008
Birthmonth
Birthmonth is the very special holiday provided to people born on the 1st of April or the 1st of January (the "Birthmonth Recipient"). Being born on these two particularly crappy days entitles the Birthmonth Recipient to an entire month of Birthmonth celebrations beginning the week leading up to the actual Birthday and ending on the last day of the Month. The April Birthmonth celebration begins on the 24th of March to make up for the shorter, 30 day month of April. Birthmonth is a celebration of Joy and Freedom for all who offer Birthmonth greetings to a Birthmonth Recipient.
My husband was born on April 1st. Birthonth is the happiest time of the year as it brings me so much joy to shower him with gifts for the entire 37 days of Birthmonth!
Birthmonth by SSkizzle McDingleberry May 29, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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