Birchmount 

A stupid school where everyone hates the teachers, it’s really old, our school sports teams always suck and it’s no fun, the English kids are always bad kids

Birchmount sucks.

Birchmount by Short.kid May 28, 2022

Birchmount Baseball

A house league midget team that can't play defence if their lives depended on it

"Took an easy W against Birchmount Baseball today"

Birchmount Baseball by Jman4510fukyobitchhh July 18, 2017

Birchmont 

1. A home away from home

2. Where best friends gather

3. A place I love!

"There are no strangers within...
Only friends waiting to be met...
Welcome"

OMG! HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL BIRCHMONT?!

Birchmont by pcb lovr November 8, 2009

birchmont 

1. A home away from home
2. Where best friends gather
3. A place I love!

OMG! HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL BIRCHMONT?!

birchmont by pcb lovr November 7, 2009

Bitchmouth 

Organ of the human body commonly used in the exchange of ignorant, irreverent, or dimwitted information.

Shut your bitchmouth, asshead!

Bitchmouth by thekaji October 8, 2008

Bitchmont 

A school of girls who are stuck up, and lack sportsmanship

That girl looks like she is from Bitchmont

Bitchmont by croontrigger June 14, 2018

Birthmonth 

Birthmonth is the very special holiday provided to people born on the 1st of April or the 1st of January (the "Birthmonth Recipient"). Being born on these two particularly crappy days entitles the Birthmonth Recipient to an entire month of Birthmonth celebrations beginning the week leading up to the actual Birthday and ending on the last day of the Month. The April Birthmonth celebration begins on the 24th of March to make up for the shorter, 30 day month of April. Birthmonth is a celebration of Joy and Freedom for all who offer Birthmonth greetings to a Birthmonth Recipient.

My husband was born on April 1st. Birthonth is the happiest time of the year as it brings me so much joy to shower him with gifts for the entire 37 days of Birthmonth!

Birthmonth by SSkizzle McDingleberry May 29, 2018